1. 7 months ago 

   This is literally the report that is sitting on my desk. This is honestly what these people want me to believe.

   OK ready to here engineering design k goez like this:

   step 1 getz feed reactant (for free yay!)

   step 2 lite a fire make reactant super hot (when u make it hot it becomes double da monies), get out all the gas partz

   step 3 get out the rest of the bad parts (brotip: use magnets)

   step 4 burn some plants (yay now ZERO EMISSIONS)

   step 5 blow on the gas partz make em liquid partz

   step 6 sell reactant for double da monies (just can, no ask why plz)

   step 7 sell liquid partz as crude oilz

   step 8 tell everyone all ur competition sux (make up the reasons dusnt matter)

   step 9 use word “efficient” wrong so dey all can think ur grate

   repeat for infinite monies and NO POLLUTION and INFINITE OILZ

   u jelly:

   middle east?

   FT reaction pplz?

   DOE?

   chemical engineers?

   china?

   all coal companise in world?

   

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