July 2011
3 posts
我很不高兴。
今天下午我出去吃饭在附近的必胜客欢乐餐厅。服务员在饭馆的入口假设我听不懂中文。 没事，我已经习惯了。可是在餐桌我用中文告诉服务员我要什么吃饭，甚至没有尝试听得懂我。他告诉一个说英文的服务员来，和她不让我说中文！“我会说英文”她说地被激怒。仿佛我只是白痴外国人！
我差点儿一年了学习中文了。我操劳学会中文。我不太笨了说中文。我要告诉人我不会说英文，我只会说俄文。然后，他们将不得不让我练习中文。他妈的。
This is literally the report that is sitting on my...
OK ready to here engineering design k goez like this:
step 1 getz feed reactant (for free yay!)
step 2 lite a fire make reactant super hot (when u make it hot it becomes double da monies), get out all the gas partz
step 3 get out the rest of the bad parts (brotip: use magnets)
step 4 burn some plants (yay now ZERO EMISSIONS)
step 5 blow on the gas partz make em liquid partz
step 6 sell...
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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH THIS STUPID LITTLE BACKWARDS KENTUCKY COMPANY SOME CHEMISTRY. PLEASE.
IF YOU USE WATER TO PRODUCE FUEL. AFTER YOU BURN THE FUEL. YOU GET THE WATER BACK. WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. MAKING FUEL DOES NOT DESTROY WATER FOREVER. THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED CONSERVATION OF MATTER.
I swear.
June 2011
1 post
我在北京九天。
I have been in Beijing for 10 days now.
The plane trip was long as always (20 hours from Nashville to China). I had to change terminals in Los Angeles by walking outside on the street at 10 PM… looking over my shoulder every 10 seconds trying to shake the feeling I was going to get mugged. There were several points at which I worried I wasn’t going to make it - if you think about it,...
January 2011
2 posts
Skype for iPhone has video chat support now… so awesome :-D
Shortcut!
I added Tumblr as a shortcut on my new computer. So maybe I will blog more, now?
I just feel like whenever I blog it ends up being useless crap that nobody cares about. Like, how I got a new computer but it’s Windows 7 Home Premium and not Ultimate so I was super pissed because only Ultimate lets you install the Chinese language pack, but then I found out I could get Ultimate for free...
October 2010
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July 2010
1 post
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So, this summer I am working as a bioinformatician in a lab at Vandy, and all of my work is programming and working with data and stuff and basically I’m on the computer all day - I don’t do any bench work, although I have done it before at UK.
I work with a lot of different programs and stuff, and usually by the end of the day I’ll have 6 or 7 Chrome tabs going, a couple of...
June 2010
9 posts
I’ve started drinking Tazo tea and I really like it. Especially green tea. I like it with three Equal especially, I’ve always liked tea with sugar as opposed to without.
However, artificial sweeteners have a slight risk of causing cancer? And green tea have a slight benefit of preventing cancer? Does that mean I’m at net 0 when I drink green tea with Equal in it?...
Bad taglines/ jingles...
You know the ones I’m talking about, the ones that come on the radio every now and again and you just end up shaking your head, and you just keep driving, right? Today I had one that I just couldn’t let go, like it was just SO BAD… and that’s the thing we never think about. Someone thought this was a good idea.
So I hear for example:
“Bob’s tires!...
It's amazing...
… how much money you can save just by going to Kroger instead of Harris Teeter, and buying Kroger brand food instead of the name brand kind. Like, seriously, 9 times out of ten, it’s the EXACT SAME THING, and you pay half for it? Ummmm yes please… Yea, definitely bought all my food for the rest of the summer today. For not very much. Thank you Kroger.
Also, Apple, if you could...
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So I went to make lunch today and went to grab some bread… AND THERE WERE PILL BUGS CRAWLING AROUND IN MY BREAD GRAAH
I am subleasing an apartment from someone who already had a room mate, and like there’s so much like vegetable pieces and shit all over the place and the kitchen is always so messy… and now it would seem that there are bugs too. Great. That’s great.
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Diabolos are very good at finding places to hide. They are small and like to run away as soon as they hit the ground.
I know my yellow is around here somewhere… where aaaaare you…
“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead… True story!”
– Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Lunchtime *open fridge door* *gag*
Dear users of the floor’s refrigerator in MRB III floor 7,
What the hell man, why is there so much food in here? I would like to be able to keep my lunch in there without worrying about the rank odor coming off all of the food that YOU have been keeping in there for the past two years.
We have two types of fridges. One is for fungal stuff, and one is not. Please know the difference and...
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AIDS and Tumblr
So I got Tumblr today. All the cool kids are doing it… meaning Toyosi and Calvin, and I wanted to play too, so yea.
I also found out I don’t have AIDS today. As it turns out, as part of the Chinese tourist visa, you don’t have to have a physical examination after all. Byeeeeee 1.5 hours of my morning and $27 for syphillis and HIV testing! Also, I found it pretty weird that my N.P. at the...